crawls in with colourseum bribes

[eonflamewing]

HEY GUYS.... well I see our octopus and cat duo have already beaten me to offering bribes, so... if you still have some room for consideration, I would please ask you to vote for me and Dina's favourite banana man.

Look, he also has a nice ass.

okay i know it's a figma but

I am literally dying from work so I haven't touched my ps vita for months and I don't have time to take screencaps so have these videos instead!! SHIT MY FAVOURITE JAPANESE LPER CLOSED THEIR CHANNEL, I am screaming. He is very enthusiastic about farming, optimum butt proportions (I am so sorry this is English dub but I can't find any Japanese videos), and if you like your prettyboys with abs, he has them too. (Same apologies for English dub)

there are also some reasons you should vote for him that I put in our first bribery post here.

this bribe also comes with 3 crayons of your choice so please!! aaaaa

Comments

[kureto]

🍌 DO 🍌 IT 🍌 FOR 🍌 BANANA 🍌

and also for 3 free cards from my tradepile heyyyy 8^)

[eonflamewing]

p l s

[sharksteeth]

hey look what i found

[eonflamewing]

ISNT TIT PERFECT

[camilovesyou]

May I have dates13, loveme13, lovequeen11?

le vote

[kureto]

absolutely! thank you for voting!

[pinkoctopus]

We offer no bribes! Only the opportunity to stand upon the right side of history!

[eonflamewing]

i feel like there should be a left joke here but I forget how to make it

[pinkoctopus]

The left, you say?

The pure perfection of a phenomenal posterior transcends petty partisan politics!

[eonflamewing]

but posteriors come in different categories too. as they say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder

surely anime ass comes in more than one flavour with each of their merits

[camilovesyou]

pinkoctopus Don't get mad at me, I voted for him before I saw this bribery post.

I'd like three orange crayons, please.

My vote for the lovely banana

[eonflamewing]

thanks!

x3

[chuuya]

HELL You have my vote for 3 Blue Crayons!

[eonflamewing]

bless u

thanks!